Is-Sibt, Ġunju 23, 2007

Fun things for Non-Christians to do in church...

Pull aside an unruly child in a preschool Sunday School class and say: "If you're bad in here, you'll go to Hell."

Put stray dogs in coat closets.


Un-tune the piano.


Replace the pianist's sheet music with "Stairway to Heaven".


Going through all the hymnals, mark song 666.


Find an empty seat, and ask the person next to it: "Is this seat SAVED?"


Toss around a giant beach ball before service, like at Grateful Dead concerts.


Ten minutes before it starts, find a kid in the front rows, hand him a dollar, and tell him to ask the preacher:"Would you rather be stoned or crucified?"


Hide copies of Hustler inside the pulpit. Point them out.


Start a wave.


Do cool things with the lighting.


When attendance is taken, sign on fake names like "Hugh G. Rection" and "Oliver Klozoff".


When the choir sings, roll your eyes and grumble: "Oh, Christ! Are they gonna do another SONG?"


Make up your own words to the songs.


Twenty minutes into the service, look at your watch, stand up, and say: "Oh shit. This isn't the wedding!"

Run out quickly.


Eat dry Cap'n Crunch through the entire service.


If there is a crying baby, go over and tell the mother: "IF YOU DON'T SHUT THAT FUCKING THING UP SO HELP ME GOD I'LL KILL IT!!!"


Dress all in black, or in camo.


Change sets for the evening service.


At a church dinner, scoop up a forkful of mashed potatoes. Announce that you can see an image of Jesus.


Place blocks of dry ice near the air ducts. Take off your shoes and socks.


Hide near the baptismal pool with a block of sodium. At the first mention of "fire and brimstone", throw it in.


Inflate balloons, then send them off.


Mark places in the Bible or hymnal with religious-themed Far Side cartoons.


Turn in the Bible to the Ten Commandments (Exodus 20: 3-17). Draw in asterisks and write exceptions at the bottom of the page.


Make the sun reflect off your watch into the preacher's face.


During the service, play with plastic dinosaurs. If someone asks what you're doing, tell them: "These are dinosaurs. They ruled the earth over 65 million years ago."


Discreetly position a number of bottle rockets on the floor. Discreetly light them.


Dip communion wafers in communion wine. Eat it and exaggerate on how good it is.


When they pass around the collection plate, drop in a piece of paper with Pat Robertson's MasterCard number.


Turn to your neighbor, whisper: "This do in remembrance of me" and lick them.


Fart, and have a friend shout: "Hark! An angel has spoken!"


Blow bubbles.


Fake a possession.


Distribute condoms.


Speak in tongues.


Ask where the nearest ashtray is.


Drool in the collection plate.


Ask someone what they think about the Book of Peleponnesians. After they tell you, inform them that there is no Book of Peleponnesians.


After a Catholic service, stand outside and tell Polish jokes. When someone points out that Pope John Paul II came from Poland, act embarrassed.


Show unusual interest in any reference to the word "Ministry".


At a church supper, bring a casserole with a ring or piece of a wristwatch embedded inside.


Overnight, have the stained-glass windows replaced with new ones depicting comical, erotic, or death-related imagery. Send the bill to the pastor.


Write on the bathroom wall: "The eyes of the LORD are upon you!!!"


Spread the word that there'll be a rave party at the address of the church next Saturday at midnight.

Il-Ħamis, Ġunju 21, 2007

Cryptozoology: Truth or Myth ?

Cryptozoology (from Greek: κρυπτός, kryptós, "hidden"; ζôιον, zôion, "animal"; and λόγος, logos, "knowledge" or "study") is the search for animals hypothesized to exist, but for which conclusive proof is missing. The field also includes the search for known animals believed to be extinct.



... hmmmm im Sceptic ...




So now Nessie is real !!!

Want Candy??? How about a Hand Grenade???



No thanks I'll just take the pin you can keep the grenade.

If any One thinks the kid is Stupid, please dont even bother to post. I believe the kid's reaction to seeing a hand grenade is that of experience and intelligence. A western kid would've been amazed and tried to grab it.

It's kind of sad that a kid that young already knows the damage a grenade does. archetype [LiveLeak]

It-Tlieta, Ġunju 19, 2007

Italian Lamborghini Police Car

It's a gift from Lamborghini company to the Italian State Police's 152th anniversary. That is by far the best gift a cop can get except for a box of a dozen doughnuts.





Thats why they never made a Fast & Furious movie in Italy.

It-Tnejn, Ġunju 18, 2007

My Most Next-Gen Anticipated Games for 2007

1. Assassin's Creed - PS3 (Multi Format)
The game takes place during the Third Crusade, in the year 1191 . The player assumes the role of Altair (Arabic, "The Flyer"), a member of the Hashshashin sect (the original "assassins"), whose objective is to assassinate the nine historical figures who are propagating the Crusades. As the player finds and kills these targets, their conspiracy is unveiled.
The environment is completely interactive, from the people to the historically 'accurate' cities. These cities are populated by many people and the way the player controls Altaïr affects how people around him react to his presence. For example, when going through a crowd, if the player lightly moves someone out of the way, it will not have a significant effect. However, if the player throws someone to the ground and kills them, the crowd may unite against him and he will then have to find a way out. Similarly, if the player shoves a person aside, they may shove him back. If he climbs walls, civilians will gather around, attracting unwanted attention from guards.

2. Grand Theft Auto IV - PS3 (Multi-Format)
Set in a redesigned Liberty City in the year 2007. Niko Belic has come to Liberty City to pursue the "American Dream". Niko was persuaded to move to Liberty City by his cousin Roman, who claimed in multiple e-mails to Niko that he was living a fabulous life, with two women, four hot tubs and fifteen sports cars; but he was in fact telling lies to hide his own failures. Roman is the only person Niko knows in Liberty City to begin with, and is one of his major connections in the first part of the game. Niko is a tough character, whereas Roman is friendly. Roman is heavily in debt and a lot of people are after him. He desperately needs Niko's support, hence the reason he deceived Niko into traveling to Liberty City.
Titles in the GTA series have traditionally been heavily mission based (fixed missions must be completed to progress through each game), but the freedom to explore and play outside of the set missions in GTA IV will now be more relevant to progress through the game, according to comments by a Rockstar spokesperson: "We're really trying to blur the line between on-mission and off-mission. So storyline, and what you do while being idle, and how those two things influence each other."

3. Haze - PS3 (Timed Exclusive)
The game is set over a three day period in the year 2048, where no UN or NATO forces cease to exist because they were taken by a contract military corporation or private military contractors Mantel Global Industries. You play as Sergeant Shane Carpenter, a new recruit in the Mantel Global Industries army who was born in the year 2023, ending up fighting rebels in South America. The war between the rebels and the Mantel Global Industries army began in the year 2032 (roughly) when Shane's mother was killed at The World Games, this world games is known by the people in the HAZE as, when Shane is 9 years old (this information is shown in the second trailer).
Haze will have a 'serious' tone unlike Free Radical's TimeSplitters games which provide a more comical and laid-back gaming experience.


4. Brothers in Arms: Hells Highway - PS3 (Multi-Format)
The 3rd entry in the Brothers in Arms series of video games. It will see players reprise the role of Sgt. Matt Baker, a soldier of the 101st Airbourne, during Operation Market Garden in the late stages of World War II.
The game has many new features, including the ability to command a further squad from a select
ion of new specialized units (bazooka teams, machine gun teams, mortar teams, as well as radio teams with which to call in artillery support). When a command is issued, the player model uses hand signals to issue the command to his squad, just like the previous games in the series. The player also has the ability to take cover behind objects much like in Rainbow Six Vegas.

5. Killzone 2 - PS3 (Exclusive)
The game is set in an era of space colonization where the Helghast Empire has recovered from its defeat in the First Helghan War and launched a blitzkrieg against the outer colony planet ISA-Vekta. Vekta's orbital defense platforms failed during the initial assault, allowing the Helghast to land swarms of soldiers onto the surface. This makes it all the more difficult for the outnumbered ISA forces.
Little has been known about this game. Surely seems outstanding - Will it beat Halo3 ?.

6. The Getaway - PS3 (Exclusive)
Little has been known about the story line. The game seems to be set in present day, obviously featuring new terms of gameplay and visual graphics etc...
The third installment of Sony's popular London-based crime franchise. A technical demo featuring Piccadilly Circus was demonstrated in May 05 at E3, directly from game footage. It has been confirmed that the game would again be set in London
and rumours have be
en circulating that the game could also feature Amsterdam who knows, maybe you (as character will travel from City to city. It has been given a tentative release date of October 2007.

7. Army of Two - PS3 (Multi-Format)
Set in 2019, you play as Jake Dunn, a US Delta Force operator. Dunn and his team are sent in to investigate a mysterious meteorite that has crashed into the Spartly Islands, located in the South China Sea. The United States is not the only government aware of the crash; the North Korean Army is also investigating the crash site. The reason this meteorite is being treated as mysterious is due to the fact that it has barely damaged the area surrounding its impact.

8. Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare - PS3 (Multi-Format)
A mysterious middle-eastern dictator by the name of Al-Assad and his men have joined forces with a Chechen ultranationalist; Zakiev, the two leaders and their respective advisors forming the "Four Horsemen". The rise of this new threat has brought about war. The story is told through two characters: a British SAS trooper stationed in Russia and a US Force Recon Marine stationed in the Middle East.
Fourth installment in the COD series and the first to not be set during World War II. The game's main setting is the Middle East and Eastern Europe. The developers have indicated they may also utilize additional locations, according to Game Informer Magazine.


9. Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots - PS3 (Exclusive)
Set at an unspecified amount of years after the "Manhattan Incident" (the events of the Plant chapter from Metal Gear Silod 2), MGS4 portrays a world where the restriction of military intervention on foreign soil has eased, leading to demands on mercenaries, stalkers and solo soldiers to fight contract military companies (PMCs). However, the five largest PMCs are revealed to be owned by a single mother company, Outer Heaven (the name of Big Boss' mercenary company and fortified nation in the original Metal Gear), operated by Liquid Ocelot. It is revealed that Outer Heaven has amassed a military equivalent in manpower to the United States' own, and is now preparing to launch an armed insurrection. With the world once again in crisis, Solid Snake is deployed to three locations: The Middle East, South America and Eastern Europe.
The title's single-player mode will follow a similar stealth blueprint to previous Metal Gear titles, where the player must negotiate the gameworld in order to progress, using stealth and cunning in addition to traditional combat. It will utilize a similar third-person and top-down switchable camera featured in Metal Gear Solid 3: Subsistence, but reportedly allowing the freedom to play in first-person mode. The Close Quarters Combat system will also be reprised, allowing players to interrogate guards for information and supplies.
A new form of camouflage called "Octocamo", which replaces the camouflage system featured in
MGS3. Grey-black when disabled, the Octocamo suit allows the wearer to blend in with any surface in t
he manner of an octopus.

Decomposing

A body decomposing. Take a look at we all finally become.

Everyone you ever knew, will ever meet and everything you accomplish in life will end like this video.
Depressing, Cool or What ???



NB:
People donate their bodies to forensics and they use this experiment to detrmine how long the body has been dead by studying maggots, plantation growth around the body, etc...