I've been trying to think of ways to spice up my life - not that I'm not busy, but I'm feeling as I'm not that kind of badass I once were.
I need a challenge, something to get the adrenaline pumping again.
Sure, a hobby would be nice, but I think I've got enough, drums, guitars, music, gaming, my love life etc... in short, I need a nemesis.
I'm willing to pay up front for you services as an arch enemy over the next six months.
Nothing crazy. Knock my coffee over, trip me when I'm running to catch the bus and occasionally whisper in my ear, "Ahha, we meet again".
That kind of thing. Just keep me on my toes. Complacency will be the death of me. You need to have an evil streak and be blessed with innate guile and cunning. You should also be adept at inconspicuous pursuit. Evil laugh preferred. Send me a brief explanation why you would be a good nemesis.