Il-Ħadd, Awwissu 19, 2007

I like monkeys

I keep falling off my chair with the lulz when I read this story.

The pet store was selling them for five cents a piece. I thought that odd since they were normally a couple thousand each. I decided not to look a gift horse in the mouth. I bought 200. I like monkeys. I took my 200 monkeys home. I have a big car. I let one drive. His name was Sigmund. He was retarded. In fact, none of them were really bright. They kept punching themselves in their genitals. I laughed. Then they punched my genitals. I stopped laughing.

Typical example of living by 'teh LuLz of life'

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